I guess we'll have to invent a new planet as well!
This just in! There may be a 13th Zodiac sign called Ophiuchus. According to experts, the tilt of the Earth’s axis has shifted since the Zodiac chart was established in whatever year it was established. So now everyone’s life has to be readjusted accordingly. I was a Taurus (at least in Minneapolis, the St. Paul Paper considered me an Aries) now I am an Aries in both cities. What a load off my back! Now I can truly be one with the ram!
Santa
Also just in, Santa Claus’ home has actually been discovered near Barrow Alaska, not at the North Pole as once believed. Children living in the eastern hemisphere may have to wait a bit longer to receive their gifts during the late hours during Christmas Eve.
General Zod
There are also rumors that General Zod was not from Krypton originally, but rather a neighboring planet of Krypton. The stories of Superman may have to be adjusted accordingly.
I'm sure it says 2012 somewhere on there.
More research may also have to be done on whether or not the world will truly end on December 21st 2012. It may have already happened in 2009. More to come as these stories unfold.
